A daring fusion of Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream, the behemoth cultivar known as Grease Monkey has fled the laboratory and is on a rampage. Its robust smoke and mighty effects leaving naysayers and the flippant both twisted in the wreckage.
Masterfully grown in living soil at the hands of the ever-talented Humble Gemini, this phenotype exhibits strong Gorilla Glue traits, complemented beautifully by the creamy sweetness of its Cookies & Cream lineage.
Dense, chunky nugs covered in foreboding clusters of resin are on full display, as pungent aromas of fuel, sweet cream, and conifer completely envelop your palate. Fully pronounced flavours of gassy musk endure throughout a joint while burning to clean, white ash.
The effects land swiftly and decisively, manifesting first behind the eyes before extending throughout the mind. A hazy slosh of the highest order then washes over the body – deeply calming and entirely immersive. King Kong just got pancaked by the new ape on the avenue. Tread carefully, ’cause Grease Monkey is here to bust up your block.